60+Naughty status for WhatsApp in English
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Cute Naughty Love Status
- A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
- Where did you bear on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
- Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside? (naughty status)
- My name is (name) remember that then you’ll be screaming it later.
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
- The key to my happiness, but just forgetting my past. (naughty status)
- I’m not too good at algebra, but doesn’t u + i = 3D 69?
- How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
- You must work at Subway, but cause you just gave me a foot long.
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn because I saw you checking out my package.
- I was about to go masturbate but I needed a name to go with your face.
- Is that a keg in your pants? But I would love to tap that ass!
- What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? But My Zipper!
- My love for you is like diarrhea because I just can’t hold it in.
- I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
- A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
- Without Her Permission, I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!
- VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy….yet……….. It’s a lack oF opportunity…
- Smile Until! It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
- If you are naughty go to your room, but if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂
- Two words guys hate DON’T and STOP unless you put them together 🙂
- A good date ends with dinner. Because An awesome date ends with breakfast!
- Cleavage is like the Sun, You can look at it but you cannot stare – unless you are wearing sunglasses!
- I like my women like I like my toaster..two warm holes and never leave the kitchen.
- Of course, I’m naughty, because I’ve always had to compete for attention until you see.
- Let’s play Titanic, then you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
- I wish you were a door then I could slam you all day long
. - Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable yet? like a coma.
- You’re like a prize-winning fish, but I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.
- I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
- Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It’s a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
- You remind me of a Championship bass BECAUSE I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
- Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
- Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
- My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man, but I told her to rub her eyes.
- How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll put my head in.
- You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- Love is blind, and greed insatiable…
- I’m easy. Are you?
- If I flip a coin yet, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
- If it’s true that we are what we eat because I could be you by morning!
- I may not be Mr. Right, but I’ll screw you till he shows up.
- Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me…
- We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
- Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
- Sometimes we waste too much time thinking about someone who doesn’t even think about us for a second.
- When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
- VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy… It’s a lack oF opportunity…
- Of course, I’m naughty because I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
- Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly
- If you are naughty go to your room, but if you wanna be naughty go to mine 🙂
- Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.
- Two words guys hate DON’T and STOP unless you put them together 🙂
- Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips. 😉
- Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
- Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. 🙂
- I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!
- Without Her Permission, I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!
- Love is just love, it can never be explained.
- Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
- In fact, I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
- Until Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!
- I finally realized this, but I need you more than I thought.
- I’ll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
- I don’t care if we talk about absolutely nothing, but I just want to talk to you.
- That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d become one too!
- Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
- Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
- If your boss is getting you down, then look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
- I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me, but She calls me her sixty-second lover
- If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
- I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
Best Naughty Quotes for WhatsApp
- The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, bad people enjoy waking hours much more.
- People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
- A cat falls into the water and the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story???
- I’m crazy but originally you try to be me and you fail. you can’t process me with a normal brain… you need a high version!! status is loading…
- I’m not staring at your boobs, but I’m staring at your heart! (naughty status)
- How can you tell a head nurse? She’s the one with the dirty knees!
- A Pathan wants to commit suicide, When asked: Why are you crying? Pathan said: My wife ran with my Best Friend & I can�t live without my friend.
- Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband if he allows me.
- Life’s Irony Little Girls Want Barbie Dolls And Little Boys Want Big Cars. After Growing Up Big Girls Want Cars And Big Boys Want Barbie Dolls.
- Life Is The Way How You Look At It: “LIVE TOGETHER” Some Will Read As: “Live Together” Others Will Read As: “Live To Gather” AND Some Will Read It As: “Live To Get Her” 😀 😡
- Signboard at a Pakistani petrol pump “please don’t smoke here! we know your life has no value But Petrol is very expensive”
- AM I CUTE? TEST call, if I m cute miss call if I m gorgeous Text back if I m pretty Text a joke if I m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
- ‘1 day I read smoking is bad. In fact, “I stop smoking” 1 day I read drinking is bad “I stop drinking” 1 day I read making Girl friendS is a bad habit ” I stop reading” lulz
- Height of bravery! Going Late To Class, in TOre Jeans&messy hair. Entering The class without Permission n saying to MAM: “Hey SwEeTy!” “CARRY ON DONT STOP”…
- Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally…… That’s why boys go to college regularly…
- Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh yet It’s amazing, but if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
- Skin meets Skin When is it that the skin meets skin, hair meets hair n balls disappear.. dirty mind it’s when u BLINK UR EYES
- How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to the toilet on 1st date, But my Dear I’ve to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I’m going to introduce u later!
- A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession. Prostitute: I’m a social engineer Policeman � What do you do? Prostitute- I build and destroy erections!
- Teacher: Dog? Student- Bow Bow! Teacher: Cat? Student: Meowwwwww. Teacher- Lion? Student: Aah Aah Aah Aaah. Teacher: I said LION, Not �Leone..! =P
- Why was newton surprised to c a naked girl? because something started moving upwards which was against the law of gravity! (Naughty status)
- Caterpillar’s last words to a guy who’s about to kill him u r just jealous that I can make ur girlfriend scream louder than u can. 😛
- GIRL’S STUPIDITY:-. They won’t give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON. . But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR…
- ” Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death, Save the world until? so plz start teeth brushing regularly “
- A notice in a factory for girl workers. “when your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”
- In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another “I slept wid ur mom last nite” D whole bar was waiting for 4 d other Guy’s response. He laughs & says, “Let’s go, home dad, U r drunk
- What’s common between the sun and women’s underwear? a) Both are hot b) Both look better while going down c) Both disappear by night.
- Interviewer: Where were you born? Sardar Ji: Punjab, interviewer: which part? Sardar Ji: poori body was born in Punjab….”
- WHEN It takes a million compliments to build you up but one insult to send it all crashing down.
- Be smart and don’t let me go, because A girl like me and a love like mine don’t come around every day.
- LOVE is like a long sweet dream; Because MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.
- I enjoy it when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
- If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.
- Childhood is like being drunk, but everyone remembers what you did, except you.
- I don’t have bad handwriting, because I have my own FONT !!
